Relationship Therapy JulyTue, 31 Jul 2007 01:59:34 +00005931am07, stUTCp31UTC07bUTCTue, 31 Jul 2007 01:59:34 +0000, 28, 2007

Dear Nikki,

Hi!This is the Relationship Therapist and I’m going to help you with your relationship with Turd.Well earlier, I called Turd  over to my house so he could tell me his feelings about your relationship.Well,he told me that you and him are growing farther and farther apart every day.He feels that you and him need to spend more time together for his benefit and yours.He also understands your relationship between Pete,Ryan,Brendon,Joe,David,Billie Joe,Tree,Hippo,Elmo,That Sheep,Napkin,Wall,and Allie, (polygamist) but he just doesn’t think it’s going to work out unless it’s just him in the relationship.He said(and I quote) “She shake shake shakes the hips in relationships.”He told me to tell you that he thinks you guys are “better off as lovers,but not the other way around.”but that might have to wait so he said that you should just be “Best friends ’till the end.”and maybe wait for the relationship.

-The Relationship Therapist and Turd

Happy Birthday… JulyMon, 30 Jul 2007 22:19:41 +00001930pm07, thUTCp31UTC07bUTCMon, 30 Jul 2007 22:19:41 +0000, 28, 2007

Happy Birthday to my (turning 6 today) niece Gretchen!!!! May all ur birthday wishes come true ya spoiled brat!!!!

Nikki JulySun, 29 Jul 2007 20:42:55 +00004229pm07, thUTCp31UTC07bUTCSun, 29 Jul 2007 20:42:55 +0000, 28, 2007

Nikki stop ur going to fast u B!+&H!

DEAR NIKKI, JulySun, 29 Jul 2007 20:37:36 +00003729pm07, thUTCp31UTC07bUTCSun, 29 Jul 2007 20:37:36 +0000, 28, 2007

OPEN UP A NEW TAB AND HAVE UR MAIL AND MY BLOG ON THEM CUZ I HAVE BEEN SENDING U MAIL AND U HAVENT BEEN REPLYING SO I FIGURED U WERE BUSY COMMENTING ON MY BLOG SO JUST OPEN UP A NEW TAB AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE CLICK IT TO READ UR MAIL…

LOVE

ALLIE

BAND MEMEBER OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JulySun, 29 Jul 2007 20:05:23 +00000529pm07, thUTCp31UTC07bUTCSun, 29 Jul 2007 20:05:23 +0000, 28, 2007

CONGRATULATIONS…. BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SORRY RYAN UR TIMES UP!

WARNING! JulySun, 29 Jul 2007 19:59:14 +00005929pm07, thUTCp31UTC07bUTCSun, 29 Jul 2007 19:59:14 +0000, 28, 2007

WARNING!:NEVER CURSE FRONTWARDS OR BACKWARDS ON CLUB PENGUIN LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!   

I M SO HAPPY! JulySun, 29 Jul 2007 01:34:43 +00003429am07, thUTCp31UTC07bUTCSun, 29 Jul 2007 01:34:43 +0000, 28, 2007

I MET ROCKHOPPER ON CLUB PENGUIN!!!!!! I M SO HAPPY NOW! THIS RULES! EVERYONE IS JEALOUS! MY FRIEND AND SISTER AND I NOW HAVE ROCKHOPPER BACKGROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOT WOOOOT!

hi nikki JulySat, 28 Jul 2007 04:51:26 +00005128am07, thUTCp31UTC07bUTCSat, 28 Jul 2007 04:51:26 +0000, 28, 2007

call me…anyway did u know that horjay (or however u like it cry baby) did a guitar solo in take over the breaks over? thank wikipedia for my knowledge.i like google better than wikipedia cuz people like any random person can write what the want on it but w/e nite nite!

happy now cry baby…it’s all changed JulyFri, 27 Jul 2007 17:57:59 +00005727pm07, thUTCp31UTC07bUTCFri, 27 Jul 2007 17:57:59 +0000, 28, 2007

nikki is an idiot… I DID NOT MISTAKE UR NAME FOR ANDY’S POOP HEAD!!!!   

omg so much money spent JulyTue, 24 Jul 2007 22:49:52 +00004924pm07, thUTCp31UTC07bUTCTue, 24 Jul 2007 22:49:52 +0000, 28, 2007

well me and my mom and sister went to the deptford mall today and my sister HAS to be so “glamorous” (in her words not mine) that my mom spends 61 dollars in claires!she got a 13 dollar pair of sunglasses and and 16 dollar purse (thats expensive to me) but thats not all she got she got lots of earings a phone charm and two 8 dollar headbands! we also went to hot topic rock and spent like 50 dollars on me (42 for a FOB hoodie and 8 for a poster) after that we got a birthday card and a present for my dad cuz his birthday is in 3 days.he got a eagles shirt and a hat or something like that i forget what we bought like 1 hour ago…we got him a napoleon dynamite card and we got some friendlys. we also went to sam goody to get some posters for our room but turns out i get a poster AND a fob t shirt! my sister got two gay little posters (chris brown and a “funny” poster called rules for the room)over all since my mom is really bad a handling how much money she spends and my sister NEEDS to be “glamorous” (still in her words not mine i call it spoiled but really i have no room to talk cuz i got a 42 dollar hoodie) and get all this jewelery (earings) my mom spent about 220.00!!!!!!!!! but she used my dads bank card (without him knowing so now hes pissed) so its ok…    p.s. all the prices in this entry are rounded up!